Saturday, April 16, 2005

Smackdown! vs Raw

I am the "Day of Reckoning" champion and "Best in History" champion.

I am undefeated in the history of the "Best in History" championship belt, which also means I am the longest running champion. I had one other title last weekend and I don't know how I lost it, which indicates I wasn't there to lose it.

The former champion has resorted to all sorts of tactics after his numerous consecutive defeats to get the belts back, including playing a computer opponent for my titles.

After I slaughter him for the um-teenth time today, I will retire all my belts and no longer recognize any false champions.

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