Did I mention...

This is the time of year I start cleaning out my life. Who will make the cut this year?

I am cleaning off my buddy list and my address book — both digital and paper. My messengers are now down to about half. The address book on my phone also. My contact lists are next.

Females are acting up. The unnecessarily moody, bitchy displays are making it easy to cut your ass off.

Seriously, don't mean to offend anyone, but save us both some trouble. If you do not wish to be on my buddy lists or you otherwise don't want me to contact you, just say so. I will be happy to remove you from my life.